benedictedcumberbabeof221:

russiasutcliffe:

When your parents call and say they’ll be home soon

Most perfect thing ever. 

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

(Source: fussyneko)

thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

I miss that time when the only hardest subject is Writing.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: imanurse)

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: dsdnfkjdfifvkl)

kanyewesticle:

i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

rneerkat:

i was going to do a diet but i think ill weight

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home