you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
i was going to do a diet but i think ill weight
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home